NYC Gays

WHEN YOU’RE GETTING OUT THE ELEVATOR AT LE BAIN

WHEN YOURE WALKING BEHIND TOURISTS

WHEN YOU ASK HIM ON A DATE AND HE SAYS YES

ON THE OUTSIDE: 

ON THE INSIDE: 

WHEN HE USES TEETH DURING A BLOWJOB

WHEN YOU WALK IN ON YOUR ROOMMATE HOOKING UP

WHEN YOU LOSE 10 POUNDS

WHEN YOU SEE YOUR FRIEND’S NUDES

          

WHEN YOU’RE WATCHING THE OLYMPICS

WHEN YOU’RE COMING HOME FROM HAPPY HOUR

WHEN ANOTHER BOTTOM TRIES TO HIT ON YOU